the place i would destroy

Ignorance

2010-07-11T20:50:00.002+08:00

Johnny Walker Black Label

2010-02-15T23:18:00.004+08:00

Attention Christ exaltation and real truths ahead!

2010-02-15T12:53:00.007+08:00

Wait, random thing first, go youtube 范曉萱 she's kinda a legend but gets little recognition. She somewhat cre8ed her own genre (yes exaggeration) in Chinese pop, like Jay or err... Jay Chou is just ownage. I'm not saying i like her songs or anything, she's just quite stunning.

So first, thesis statement, preface. God came as man to save man by dying on the cross so that our sins past present and future will be forgiven, so that the law of moses (ten commandments) will be fulfilled. This is the gospel, the good news. Because of this, we are free and God intends for us to live the abundant life with no condemnation of any evil we may do. And thats why we worship him, and we reign over sickness, disease and poverty. And hence rejoice in knowing that there's a God who cares. Religion may tell people that one must do good things and worship god, then he will reward you, and one must repent and ask for forgiveness and offer tributes to gain protection, wealth and ward off evil spirits. But then again if we are so good we do not need a god. My God says that he loves us so, and he wants to bless us even if we sin, we are broken, or we are lost. Just receive his love, his blessings and grace, by trusting him and believing in him.

Testimonies! So many i have heard in church. There are numerous on websites such as http://www.testimonyshare.com/, and http://www.shelovesgod.com/library/testimonies.cfm for ladies. Oh testimonies are like accounts of in this case lives being changed. (Is it just me cause i don't hear many good news from religions...) here's one:

God Spared My Life

February 15th, 2010

About 4 months ago me and a friend of mine along with 2 other people were attacked outside of a night club. The attacker was in possesion of a knife and stabbed a total of 5 people that night. I had gotten stabbed a total of 3 times, one in the liver, one in the lung, and the worst one of all that was a milimeter away from my heart, and had actually cut the sack surrounding the heart. The doctor actually said when he walked into my hospital room to see me after the surgery, that it was like seeing a ghost because i had been so close to dying.

I had always believed in God but had kind of turned my back on him and his word, and was living a dangerous life of partying and drugs. I was in the hospital for about a week and was dealing with the attack very negatively and had alot of built up anger. Then one morning for no explainable reason i broke down and started to cry prefusaly, the nurse had seen me crying and came over to me. Nurses are generally not suppose to preach to patients but this time the nurse closed my curtains and she told me that jesus loved me and that he is calling me. She handed me a bible and layed out scriptures that really struck me because of how closely related they were to what i was feeling and was dealing with. She began to sing to me and i closed my eyes. At that moment i felt something that i had never felt before, and she knew it. She told me that jesus was there and that him and the lord are running towards me and reaching out there love to me. This made me cry uncontrollably, and to this day i beleive that she was either an angel or a messenger of the lord.

After our encounter i felt as if my shoulders had released a million pounds off of them and i felt fantastic. Me and my mother had a chat right after that and i had told her about what happened and began crying again. I had some past secrets that i was keeping from her about the drugs and partying and i ended up confessing all of these things to her and i felt a love that i had never felt before, both from god and my family.

I still to this day have some problems and temptations but i now have no question whether god spared my life that night and the feeling that i had while she sang to me leaves no question to his pressence in my room. I thank god for saving me, and i know he truly loves all his children.

Prior to Christian denominations i got no dealings with that. We all worship Jesus, so who cares. Catholics, same issue, Jesus' name high. Atheists, dun care bout you too, believe wad you want, i go with Christ. In fact, why do Christians want to tell others about the gospel? Because we are enjoying his grace, very tangible in our lives, and we want YOU to do so too.

Just watched True Legend 酥乞丐 loads of action from start to end, okay storyline, reminded me of 叶问. Jay was quite hilarious lol (spoiler he was the best fighter in the show).

Utility

2010-01-31T17:13:00.002+08:00

Yes it is that property in monopoly, the water works and electric coy thing. Yea but not many people know the true meaning about this word, and the weird thing is i got quite a problem with it (feel like beating it up and going river hongbao to scatter its ashes).

"the state or quality of being useful; usefulness" - dictionary.reference.com

Okay this becomes chim. It's like... I eat sweet durians because they make me happy as they taste good. Hence it is useful for me to do so cause when i'm happy i enjoy myself. In eonomics, utility is measured in monetary terms (my utility for the durian is forty pp). So are people all utilitarians? Do people do stuff that they think is best for them? Of course.

So is it selfish to do the things you think are best for yourself? Is helping someone selfish because you would want to increase your pool of friends? Is love selfish because it is to satisfy one's need for a sense of security and such?

I just slept with my cat even though is took up like half my bed and made me curl up, but i did it because it was sooo cute lol. I was happy to sleep beside my cat, and i enjoyed it. Was that selfish? I waited with my dad 2 hours for my mum and sis to cut their hair, but it would have been a bigger waste of time if they went on their own without dad fetching them.

Similarly I go to church at 7:30 although i slept late and needed more sleep due to overloading of outfields last week (crazy no 7h of rest no time for breakfast or lunch and chiong so much that... wait i just decided to fing elaborate on this more) so that I can worship God and receive from him because i want to. Actually many people do. It is what kick starts the week, the refreshing of the knowledge of being cared for, and the invaluable tangible blessing that i receive.

On the other hand training or practice has to be smart or else it would not be effective. Doing and redoing ie training hard is stupid. Learning math by doing many problems, but not understanding the proof of the formula, or why the formula holds true, does not do anyone good. Planning through before doing is crucial, it's better that just doing more. For example, "Today we're gonna learn how to build a car. We will have lots of practice so you can try and try and try till you're familiar and can do it as fast as possible." vs "Do this step then this step then... it's the fastest way to building a car. *does it twice or thrice and BAMM skill mastered level 25*"

I am maturing bits by bits and I think relationships are like that cat on my bed. Don't get me wrong, I mean I will enjoy her company as she does just as if I enjoy my cat's. Don't get me wrong again, gfs are not just cats. In fact I think i will have a greater time with the special friendship that we will create.

But that's just for later... still not time...

Away from society

2010-01-16T12:54:00.002+08:00

Ya lo army has secluded us from mingling with the folks who frequent the city, heartlands and public transport has never been more interesting.

Recently in home news our beloved Ris is featured to advocate safe intercourse by being the cover girl of this brand of protective insulator. Haven't we always wondered wtf do we need that? Singapore is like one of the sanest places in the world... har... right...? ok maybe a few cases of casual and impulsive people, but seriously isit an issue? Probably a few ppl do it... i mean... do we even have the time to care bout it? Everyone's busy, nsk becoming smarter and more hardworking, stress level so high.

So i was going to lesson that evening, and behold this couple boards and talks reli loudly. Np with that... really... except that they are probably what primary 5? and they are like body contact galore? Call me a 井底之蛙 but i think this isn't sweet. I was like okay, cute, okay byebye. After my lesson, this other pair boarded and got seated behind me, and started talking cock, literally... wth i was tired and playing dynasty warriors and i had to listen to some small boy (btw this other couple was like j1 or sth, but they looked like sec 2, why did i think they were j1...) display his lust unto this poor girl. Not exactly an ideal book out night.

Anyway i wondered maybe i was cooped up in a conservative disciplined environment, because i did not know the vices of some of the people in Singapore. Heard in some other developed countries these were common but are we following their noob practices too? Speaking of noob practices... Anyway, the night wasn't done.

Yea i was seated in front of e girl and her deprived bf, and i was also seated behind this couple in their twenties (i remembered this so well because i was like caught between a healthy relationship and a i dunno wad) who were sweet, enjoying each other's company, like each other love i not sure, and want to get to know each other not purely for continuing the human race... Was training LU BU ownage cross pikes imba hero... couldn't really appreciate the game sounds due to the noise from behind. Its like God is teaching me something, and i can testify when God wants to tell me something he makes sure it gets through.

I certainly feel girls should not be so open man, stop feeding lar, stop chionging into a relationship. Treasure yourselves. Cos guys do.

Yup i guess we need En Bloc for Low Rise condo(m)s.

Twenty o Nine

2010-01-09T18:13:00.000+08:00

Yay two zero one zero, but actually its just another day. Most of e army ppl just want time to pass faster. Many things happened in 2009, time for recap, then forcast.

Jan-IB results and BMT. Cant believe the year 5 ppl had better the results were better than my yr's. Maybe i shld have trained harder during last last december period so i can go ocs. haha but i'm happy wherever God puts me. I rmbed was like 38 pts happy le then suddenly everyone did better than expected. Ephemeral ecstasy.

Feb-Mar - BMT seemed quite bad now cos had to travel to pasir ris and take ferry and everyday got like training non-stop. The grenade live firing was the best la.

"You ok right?"

"Yes sir."

"You sure ah, just throw it straight..."

"Okay sir. np."

"ok ah"

"YA." *throws the grenade a tad far off target lol*

"eh sir that cant be good..." *booms*

Apr-May - Sispec is quite restful except for the field camps. Had hilarious yet uncanny field camps. One night, it was reported to be the heaviest downpour in years, so happened to be sleeping under it.

"eh buddy... i think its gonna rain..."

*waits for reply* "eh buddy... eh wake up lei"

IT WAS APOCALYPTIC.

Then there was the navigation cum field camp in which we were not suppose to walk on the path, but instead had to bash through vegetation. Yea it was in pairs. Somehow buddy and I found 2 other pairs, and rested right in the middle of a three way intersection (dunno whose stupid idea). OC and 2IC rode by in a rover and they were like wtf?! Then even better, we were like 100m from our final day check point and we just sat along the road of tekong's MAJOR (and only) highway (not much of a highway though). Same 2 ppl came along, and we had crawl.

Jun-Aug - SI haha rmbed it for e screwed up and inefficient planning. Nonetheless, learned much knowledge to be used this year.

Sept- Now - in unit life very family like (except for the first 2 weeks of torture in uip), until recently. Saying too much about NS, also dun wan to talk bout it.

Ya saying too much about NS. But life isnt only NS (i hope). Went to a few concerts, made new friends, learned more bout bgr and bout life. Learned more bout God and e bible. Still playing com, bowling and trying out new stuff haha (I dislike clubbing). Chionging driving. gg lo swearing more, thats gonna change... And of cos looking forward to ORD and regaining back lost time.

This year is ORD. Cant wait to experience elatedness like no one has ever seen. But more importantly, to try to waste less time (yes I've been saying that sleeping is not a waste of time). Am like in hibernation mode in there, faking happiness for every second that has passed. Still feel like a kid haha. I know wad worldly things i want to achieve this year, I will do my best.

But still trusting in the Lord to be my guide, my provider, my rest, my increase.

Speculations - a noob guess at the exams

2008-06-18T13:21:00.000+08:00

These are only for subjects i take. Firstly, i would like to note that although i did not study much, mid-yrs would be DAMN HARD so as to try scare us. Lol bring it on man.
Maths
- Complex no - the one where they ask z = 8i
- Maths induction - the one where they ask to prove it is divisible
- Matrix - row reduction and singular matrix I, I^2, I^32 etc...
- Probability - nMN and binomial. Binomial convert to normal and...
- Lines and Planes - at least one which asks bout distance of point to line (point to foot), and of cause the axb thing to find area and angle of triangle.
- Binomial - find the coefficient of x^wadever, formula of nCr.
- Differentiation - high level questions of differentiating trigo expo log and also stuff like velocity and chain rule
- Integration - by parts, substitution, all hard integration ques
- Circular measure - not sure y it is a subject of conc camp but maybe something of that sort...
- P and C - sitting in a circle

Music
- Dido and Aeneas extract shld be from act III, cos maybe she wans to test how much we listened this year.
- Stereotypical question on DNA. Everyone, pls try to write "Purcell uses this with remarkable consistency" when talking about his use of keys.
- One Pop or jazz, one Reinaissance (shld be vocal), one traditional - probably Meditterranian or Maui.

Econs
- Tariffs will not come out, instead the arguments for protectionism may be asked in different ways such as isit good for developed countries to use trade barriers to limit exports from developing countries.
- Market structure question will be hard. I dun intend on doing.
- Market failure - maybe bout the costs of holding olympics in China.
- Inflation - oil prices - causes and ways our govt has helped curb it.
- BOP - current account and its link to FDI.
- Unemployment - nothing much. remember to include this when discussing the detrimental effects on wadever.
- Elasticities - they give 2 examples and ask wads the difference eg. luxury houses and HDB
- Distribution of income - same as unemployment
- Theory of firms - i dun think they will test like y MC cuts ACmin, but efficiency must remember for market structure.
- Comparative advantage - most likely in DRQ.
- National Income and Accounting - DRQ table which gives stuff like Real GDP growth, Unemployment level, Current Account, Consumer Price Index, external equilibrium, FDI etc...
- Evaluation is very important. In fact most questions would be like state the effects of wad...
- Policies - Fiscal Monetary, Supply side, Price and Wage control, Exchange rate.

Chemistry - Sl nia (haven studied much, bad guesses)
- Quite some stoichiometry questions
- at least 3 mcq on electrolysis
- one structure qn on the calculation of pH and the pKa thing.
- you noe wad... just do tys shld be ok.

English (yet again, bad guesses)
- Role of family/Absence of Family
- Something technical - The middle of the story is the most important. Discuss
- Self-developement is the most effective./ The setting influences the character more than he himself.
- Lol cant think of anything else. Do past yr qns.

Shld have typed this before the holidays started, dam now dam little time to study all. Bopian, still got world lit and Tok...

The one thing that i need to do

2008-06-17T21:56:00.000+08:00

Finally, it has come to pass. Thank you Daddy God you're always there for me, although my faith flickers violently. Let this be another setback in my life, another one of those... It took 6 years, and finally it is done. Amen.

Chinese

2007-11-01T21:03:00.001+08:00

yay tmr chinese B (i still regret taking it) exam! better get 7 or else is reli noob. 7 ftw, 6 = gg.
412Chalet is coming and it will be at NSRCC safra Changi! can see planes taking off, ppl playing golf, and waves at the shore. But that is not what 412ppl are concerned about.

just read Chinese essay on blogs, tot i shld post. more post to come up cos i sian.

philosophical thoughts

2007-05-06T20:42:00.000+08:00

Just in case i forget them, i want to share stuff that can be put into tok essay... (not direct quotes)

AliG: Ur vegetarian...?
Prof: Yes.
AliG: What if i ask u to eat a chicken?
Prof: No i wont.
AliG: i'll pay you 10bucks;
Prof: I still will not.
AliG: 100bucks?
Prof: No. No...
AliG: What if i tell you that if you dun eat this chicken i would kill another one?

Pro Hunter: We should kill this guy because he has killed many people.
Kilua: What if i told you that i have killed much more people than him?
P.h: But u are my fren... i dun hold any grudge against you.
Kilua: The people who died had a choice. They took part in this game knowing that they may die. the people i killed did not have a choice.
P.h: (stunned)
Kilua: We should heal this guy.
P.h: no i would not stand for that. you are my fren and i noe you are not a bad person.
(they healed that guy...)

Me: Wah that day dam heng we go before the crowd came. or else cannot watch spiderman 3 liao.
(i went an hour before to get the 1245 tix Jubilee first day of SP3. no queue at all... then half hour later place like dog pound.)
Ryan: ya lor or else we have to sit like first row in the cinema.
Me: eh no on likes the first row of the cinema hor...
Ryan: ya
Me: what if the cinema takes away the first row, u think anyone would want to sit in the 2nd row which is now first row?
Ryan: lol dun think so.
Me: what if they take away 2nd row?
Ryan: dunnoe
Me: what if take away until last row???
Ryan: Efy...

Efy...

Not everyday i get random inspiration to blog.

2007-04-23T21:46:00.000+08:00

The glass is not half-full, its twice as big as it should be.
想参加活动，必须写个人resume. resume 华文是什么？继续。
我听说昨天我看到暴力事件。
Anglolympics is seriously cursed. The earth is changing rapidly so weather forcast getting unpredictable (get the pun?). that day dunnoe which sport (cricket?) had to postpone match to next day morning. after seeing weather forecast they postpone to afternoon. well morning didnt rain, afternoon rained. they postpone to day after tmr then rain again( -_-l)
Sch is seriously ponnable nowadays cos is tiring and that day's rest would reli help you much in gaining back ur strength to concentrate better for the next days.
desktopX rox.
Gonna try out Arrow, my church ministry for ppl 17 to 20sth i think 28.
Sleep is more precious than money.
Eyesight can fail u dun play so much com and stare so much at homework. Sleep.
It seems only ytd i was that sparstic kid in sec 2 dunnoe wad i doing. Time flies and now big liao. Still have that young kid mentality lei...:D
if i ran for council, i would make sure council results are released on time, and put a bedroom where we can sleep if we seriously need it.

But God give me strength to do everything. im overworked but not stressed. im sleepy, but still hyper. im in IB, but not dying.

sth to post about

2007-04-07T13:29:00.000+08:00

foreword:
some ppl told me i wasnt posting enuf... ty dr ak 4 reading my blog:)

things to take note of:
-Econs/(business?) 1st IA is due this week, and i found few articles which i dunnoe wad to tok bout.
-Mock IOP is not to make fun and laugh at Rushdie or LuXun but rather a dry run on how Christopher and Isabella are screwed up (not that we can mock them too).
-Cant slack in EE wait teacher supervisor have bad impression on you.
-Pon school whenever possible, you would need the rest (i regen much last thursday) but maths too impt to pon.
-Voting for student council takes bout only 50% of final decision. Hence josh's theory "your vote doesnt count only if u noe this."
-The pebbles in the pond are useful -free advertising, but fishes are dying (2 goldfish died!!). Does this reflect what society is doing today?, killing nature for advancements?
-口试心非= no ones wan to do chinese oral.
-Computer games are now officially a waste of time (didnt think i would actually say it).
-Without the spammation of trees singapore would be ave 5degrees C higher.
-Good Friday is not for band practice.
-April fools should nvr be on a non-sch day.

I need more sleep.

short forms

2007-02-05T18:21:00.000+08:00

saw an email cc to me. zz.. it talked about some DoTA crap. was -aa, tt guy in the game went to ss, so happens he picked up dd, then he met enemy. He was a few mm away from his enemy, and was crystal maiden. so he ff. enemy died and pp lor! so they gg have to rr. surfing xx is bad. jj lim music rox! kk bb i have to go do ee (need to be arial 12 and ).

homework

2007-01-30T21:52:00.000+08:00

i dun get why the teachers are spamming us with so much... we have 5 working days in a week. cant they come to a consensus and like one day give 1 hw from each subject (not counting chineseB for me its boring). so sch ends late, got cca, and other commitments and travelling time and meal time and sleep its very hard to balance them. wait i try...

5homework + 8sch + 2cca + 1commitments +1travel + 1eat = 8sleep

see its not balanced! must add like 11Hours on the right side, and every H added add equal no of OH.

i hope i dun fall sick... poor yanhan and mr gaspar were sick. the weather is getting very cold these days i think the climate got sth wrong. scarly become like the day after tmr got ice age. scarly day after tmr ice age. haha wadever... but now i have to cover blanket cos the wind dam cold always blow in. and in my whole life i had nvr cover blanket except when in aircon. confirm climate got problem. get a library of books ready for burning.

go do hw...

coming my way

2007-01-28T13:10:00.000+08:00

dun base ur trust in God with the results he produces. but rather have faith in him always. anyways, he still do miracles.

This guy, he was a gangster, drug addict, smoker etc. we noe hes bad. every day he would get into fights and stuff. he writes(it is easier to understand his feelings from a first person pov, but i try to rmb wad he wrote... paraphrasing ah)," once i almost killed a boy, but when my gang mates asked to finish him off, i decided to let him go. every evening i would sit on top of my hdb flat thinking whether to jump or not, but a voice inside me said,' son, i love you'. One day i went to the bus interchange, feeling very bored. then i saw bus 700A, wah 7 my lucky number... so i took that bus not knowing where it would go. i somehow ended up a suntec city. i went up six floors and found many youths worshiping God." well from then he quit everything bad. his addiction to drugs disappeared within a mth.

another miracle- this girl was all ready to commit suicide, with a vodka in one hand and sleeping pills in the other, she wanted to hear music from her com. and the internet is a place youths would go even before dying. she clicked on one of the free songs available for dl. just as she wanted to drink, she heard the phrase," Jesus died for our sins". the whole song touched her heart and she started weeping in tears. well dunnoe how that song got into the web... and coincidencidentally she clicked on that song...

holy communion is a very powerful thing. an indonesian pastor has seen miracles being done. a dying person was in the operation studio, and his heart beat sensor thing turned into a straight line- means no beat. the ppl there took holy communion and prayed to God, and let him drink the wine and bread. and that machine heart beat thingy actually started to beep again! a mum had a very ill baby. she took communion and prayed. she let the baby drink and eat the elements too. the baby was cured instanteneously(spelling).

believe in God, and he will make u a new creation. miracles are coming your way.

jinx

2007-01-26T18:45:00.000+08:00

point 12 was a jinx class- always kick people out of sch. this is wad i mean.

Firstly, the omen. shuan ang first day was transferred out of class.
Then, wayne tai. he transferred out of IB. dunnoe y... saw him that day at sac looking very happy.
Next, david hum(e). he not hum or anything. he just needed to go australia since his parents needed to work there. immigration. for all u ppl who dunnoe migration is for birds (got scolded by primary sch english teacher)
Finally, wilbur. went to canada. same principle as the above.

think this ends here? theres more.
Luo Xiao Pin- transferred out, likely becos we were naughty.
Daniel Leong- transferred out, same as the above. but now he puts his maths to gd use - computing
Raja- well dun wan to tok bout him.
Daniel Yew- i still like him. just like one of us.
Aaron Koh- yea best EL teacher, now Prof in HK...

but now we all have seperated, physically in different classes, but still one class.
p.s. if i missed out anyone which i think i did, pls tell me.

wow eventful day, year...

2007-01-26T18:27:00.000+08:00

Venu Rao: heyhey u want to kill urself? you still have maths portfolio, common test...

prayer meeting in the morning was so refreshing- felt energised and ready to start the day. since the arrival of more hw, i need to calm myself and find peace. paul said he would feel strong when he is weak, i guess i can do that.

student council is a prestegious council and is the highest organisation in the student body. the councillers in the council all are very devoted and takes gd care of the student body. well student body is student body cos we are the body. you can guess what group is the head... you have to campaign to gain the support and trust of the people. ok, i guess if i want to run i can bring one bottle of martel everyday... but drink too much will run wrong direction lei.

yay another orientation in march! and guitar camp! can playplayplayplayplay. but for now, its alot of hw. hope i dun screw up my first econs essay, and my music composition would be appreciated, and the bee box.

oh i just though of wad to post next.
any sch rox for now...
EDIT: *anyway sch rox for now. not any sch, but my sch rox!

What God did.

2007-01-24T23:02:00.000+08:00

NewCreation is dam fun, got PastorPrince and nice music. PP rox. Whenever i go too church, i feel the annointing showering on me. for all those who nvr experienced it, its a very real thing . i can feel the blessings and healing flowing through my body. many other people had their disconforts healed (back problem, stuff).

haha everyone noes u cant judge students academically by means of one exam. PSLE was dumb. i always got below 250, then suddenly got 251, just nice come acsi. without acsi= no music interest, bowling skill stagnate, no wonderful friends, no studying interest, no dr ong... its like dis-inheriting/foregoing my 2nd home- oppotunity cost.

p1- ballet aitong primary, couldnt get in. got into Anglican sch-SAJS!!! i did fairly well- went to top class in p2. got gd environment to learn. hence helped me to concentrate more.

sec 1 i was afraid i could not cope with my ccas. hence- monday thurs-bowling, fri-guitar, wed photog, mep tuesday, maitian tuition sat. couldnt ask for a beter timing. continued till sec 3...

sec 2 ib selection- i got 65% ave= slim chance. somehow i got in without probation (maybe the interview dr ong like me:)). i was so relieved. now i do not entertain any thought of quitting ib.

last year olvl CL paper- C5. retook -A2. spent half the year in depression. but now my chinese improve by dam alot due to motivation. olvl is imba.

things that i noe God would solve for me: piano grades -would reach dip soon, without much hardship! find my interest in society and choose wad i want to grow up into. adapt to a co-ed classroom for the first time(beside tuition).

and we are the reason he gave his life.
Amen.

yay update! Orientation.

2007-01-13T20:03:00.000+08:00

Orientation rox... OG 18 rox. 412 rox.

Yay my sis got 66 for her theory. Guess the passing mark... Oh im goin to church to worship God with all my heart (not like i dun). she passed! yay. im gonna buy her present. dun tell her (lol im typing this right beside her without her knowing!)

well orientation was acsiting... i heard sajc got 30 OGs but 20 is enuf le, so many groups running over orchard the people get pissed. mass dance was so fun, making me feel like being OGL next yr...

412 i didnt ps you.

Music HL!! yay now i mugging piano and guitar and chinese song motifs. i hope i can compose some nice stuff. got a course at NUS YST consr called music tech seems interesting. maybe can become KEYBOARD老师. ooo... i also want to be mechanical engineer if can i checked no need phys only need one science and maths HL. very gd.

The environment in ACSI is very bad. fountain not done, so many worms on the floor, and tadpoles. haha but we all noe im not talking bout that environment... is the other environment.

books so expensive. anyone didnt noe that we need do reflection on tok? (thx wil i didnt noe). read wesley's nick- www.ibscrewed.com its nice. i didnt pon any lecture last wk. history phys i skipped, but i dun take, so not counted. haven removed the illegal dollar note below. anyone wan skype im quite bored...

yay first dota game in 2 weeks.

thats how it is.

2006-11-14T19:36:00.000+08:00

iSo this football player is a good football player but hes nothing like the great football player fandi ahmad. we watch great football on television, but if a good football player plays great football it is not great football and if a great football player plays great football then its great football and thats that and thats how it is.

just when people gather to see great football wif good beer. but if great football is with good bear than it is not great football but if great beer goes with great football then that football is great. same goes with the television. if great football goes with a good television then its not great football, but great television goes with great football then its great football and thats that and thats how it is.

taken we goin outing on wed. it is goin to be a great outing but "what's a great outing without lan?" if great outing is followed by a good lan, then it is not a great outing but if great outing is followed by great lan then it is a great outing and thats that and thats how it is.

some great lan without great food... say we go kfc. it would be a great kfc but if the great kfc come with a good service then it is not a great kfc, but if it has great service then it is a great kfc. if the guy who serves ur fish ole shouts the order "ole" to the back thats great service if the zinger burger comes with the small mushroom burger patty then it is a great service if the guy presses small size drink on hte drink dispenser but ur drink is medium it is a great service, and if u asked for a change in mash potato into cheese fries and he give u an extra cheese fries and u then ask again for the change to cheese fries and he give u another cheese fries and u ask again for another cheese fries and they give u another cheese fries and they charge u the same for a mash potato a zinger burger with small top and 3 cheese fries thats great service thats great kfc and thats that and thats how it is.

of all the stuff, u need a great deal of factor in singapore idol but a great factor is a great alphabet. if u have a good alphabet in a great factor then it is not a great factor. in the show death note the guy's name is L because they know L is not a great alphabet or rather a greater alphabet than L and L rox hence the name L not X. so for a great factor a great alphabat is needed and L is greater than X and thats that and thats how it is.

your country houses many birds including eagle koookabura kingfisher robin etc but u noe in many camps they name their groups after these birds? if u have a great camp with good names then it is not a great camp but a camp with great names is a great camp. if u have great names with good birds then it is not a great names but if u have great birds then it is a great names and a great camp but kookabura and robin are not great and thats that and thats how it is.

time, we dun have much if u realise...

Safra Changi. 20-21Dec

2006-10-31T14:29:00.000+08:00

Something different... have not been there for few years.
Me- anytime
Yanny- anyday
Chups- 16dec cant
Jason- after 27dec
Hendra- 5-17dec cant
Wesley 1or2 days cant
Plxe- 1,2,3,11-19 dec holiday cant
Eugene-1,2,3,29,30,31dec cant
Josh- 22-30nov, 4-9dec cant
Shao- any minute
Matt- 12-30nov cant, looks like dec only choice...
Ben- anyday
WeiYang- any hour
Jhan- 2-11 dec cant, and other gathering day

looks like its gonna be mid-late dec...
Bigger than plxe house. ShaoWei rox

Random crap from KoL

2006-10-09T18:33:00.000+08:00

Some random crap from KoL hope you be inspired.

severed rocking horse headThis is a wooden horse head that seems to have been brutally severed from a wooden rocking horse. What kind of sicko would do this to a defenseless inanimate object? And why would they send it to you? And why would they bother gluing a safety pin to it so you could wear it on your lapel?
photoprotoneutron torpedoThis is one of the magical and technological weapons used by the MagiMechTech MechaMechs. It looks awfully dangerous. And dangerously awful.
imitation nice watchThis is a cheaply-manufactured replica of a nice wristwatch. It's so poorly-made that it occasionally runs backwards for a few minutes at a time.
Enchantment:
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.

You're fighting a confused goth music student

This was a goth kid who thought the Haunted Conservatory sounded like a cool place to learn how to play depressing music on a synthesizer. He was wrong, and now he's angry because his mom won't be here to pick him up for hours, and he'll probably end up being late for work at Sbarro and get in trouble again.
scroll of turtle summoningThis is a scroll which, when read, summons turtles to do the bidding of the reader. The reader's bidding is pretty much always going to be to bite something. I mean, you don't summon turtles because you need your taxes prepared
baby killer beeThis is not, as you're probably afraid of, a bee that kills babies. It's a baby bee, that will eventually grow up to kill babies. Crucial difference.
dry noodlesThese are dry noodles. There is nothing clever which can be said about them.
seal toothThis is the tooth from a baby seal. It's like a smaller version of the tooth from an adult seal. It's surprisingly sharp, unless you aren't surprised by things that are really sharp, in which case it's sharp, but not surprisingly so.
spooky cosmetics bagThis is a bag, which is somewhat spooky, that is designed to hold spooky cosmetics. If you know any goth kids who wear too much makeup, this would be a perfect gift for them. Strike that -- if you know any goth kids who don't wear too much makeup, contact us with photographic evidence.
lucky rabbit's footThis is a charm made from the foot of a rabbit, which will supposedly bring you luck. At this point, you’re probably expecting me to comment that it wasn’t very lucky for the rabbit, but in fact this particular rabbit lived a long and happy life filled with good fortune, and his sudden death at the hands of gnomish keychain makers prevented him from having to experience the horrible pain of death by bowel cancer. Also, his wife and bunnies made a huge packet on the life insurance.
chocolate spursThese are razor-sharp hunks of chocolate that fit over the Cocoabo's talons. Well, they're at least as sharp as a razor made out of chocolate. These should help your cocoabo do that voodoo that he do so well even better. What they can't do is improve the grammar of the previous sentence.
tiny shaker of saltAll is well in Margaritaville now that you've found this. With this equipped, your sabre-toothed lime will be able to rub salt in your enemies' wounds, both figuratively and literally.

3. “I am a member of the Kingdom of Loathing Staff and I need your account information/items/meat/Mr. Accessories…” The only four accounts you will ever get official messages from are Jick (#1), Mr. Skullhead (#13), Xlyinia (#4741), or Multi Czar (#6). Furthermore, we will never request your account information because we already have it. We will never request items or meat, either. We make our own.

Gnomish skills:
Gnefarious Pickpocketing (passive)
Powers of Observatiogn (passive)
Torso Awaregness (passive)
Gnomish Hardigness (passive)
Cosmic Ugnderstanding (passive)

procrastination potionThis is a vial of a lazily bubbling substance, the color of tomorrow. Or, y'know, the day after.
You start to drink the potion, but then decide to drink it tomorrow, instead.

Frutips

2006-10-01T21:26:00.000+08:00

The word 'frutips' above does not look like a/the sweet name hor?

No one noes about my private life. i hope they dun find out cos they made me sign the Official Secrecy Act. im goin to tell wad i erally do when im not in school.

i work with the US government's YZJ (You Zigzag Jumping) cooperation undercover in Sg to find out and resolve about terrorrist activity in here. you think i came from a primary sch in sg? no la i immigrated here in 2002 (immiration policy issues). Wondered why there is little terrorism in singapore? last wk i stopped a bunch of jokers who tried to blow up dover market. managed to rush down from class there (u thought i went toilet...). then another terrorist hijacked bus 74 which passed by our sch. i captured the guy easily (u thought i went to see teacher...). My biggest mission is coming up, im expecting terrorist to release biochemical virus into our campus, which would inevitably cause many to fall ill with a complicated virus 'bird flu'.

it may all seem fake, it is true. i hope the YZJ agents dun find out i let out the secret... =)

Some enchanted evening

2006-09-17T16:57:00.000+08:00

Disclaimer: Stories may be fictional, may bear resemblace, may imply some hidden message, may be reliable.

Haressment cannot be considered as an illegal act. 2 girls and a guy walked pass geo and i that day. They were very interested when we were singing Prokofiev... i think. So after bout 5 mins of contemplation, the girl walked up to us to ask for our numbers. she said that her friend wanted...

Then... i say no. Geo was shocked too. She thrusted her hp into my hand. i pressed in 999 jokingly, she got impatient. After bout 5 mins of waiting for our numbers, she finally walked away. The other two were smiling as they went down the escalaor. (walau threw off my eating meesiam groove...) the guy like act big, haiz.

we changed venue for studying la... go KFC. after a while, the 3 came by again, coincidentally. oh forgot to describe them. they bout sec 3,4. yup all the description needed. they asked if could sit beside us. i said no, geo said yes. geo had some scheming idea to play with their minds or sth, yea i tot it would be fun too... well the same girl decided they could sit beside us. but eventually they didnt... but they took turns 1 by 1 sit beside. dunnoe wad they thinking, after bout half hour of harassment, we familarised ourselves, somehow. (we had some theory that the guy was gay and wanted our numbers). they left then, leaving us with an unforgettable memory of over-open youths in our society.

for safety reasons, we thought maybe they stole our stuff, but nth was lost. prose criticism next post... if i feel like. not every detail is acct for here, i would add more... if i feel like.

suddenly like piano

2006-08-21T18:59:00.000+08:00

我的手翻了一个大跟斗从北极转身就来到沙漠
快乐有时候只要放松一点就感到海阔天空
哈利波特骑他的扫帚穿梭在他魔幻的小宇宙
我只要双手和真实的感受在黑白键上游走就等于拥有了所有

(爱的钢琴手 - 伍思凯)

the start of something new

2006-08-19T21:15:00.000+08:00

first, camp. all small.
spiky hair guy, with scary face.
fines galore, economy flourish.
what page? which book?

sympathy, surprising.
compassion he showed.
a smile on his face. smile.
handphone still with me.

second, empty. medium.
hairless guy, as cool as first.
challenge him, you will lose.
in ultimate frisbee too.

solved most problems
straightened conflict
took the rubbish out of us
we came clean.

third, retired. medium.
wiser than owl, owls.
our beloved morning announcements,
and announcer.

built the community,
resolved conflict.
dealt in commerce,
established the culture.

forth, friend. big.
cooler than the rest
like one of us
earthshaker

no 'I' in IP without his teaching
不分Y红X白
laugh again
do not mess with d lion.

i hit the ice berg, im in it.

A2. 事实在眼前。

2006-08-11T17:11:00.000+08:00

第一个完全用华语来输入的post!

这个冷笑话曾经在yes 9.33fm播放〉〉〉

知道谈恋爱是个很轻密的事？有一个男朋友跟他女朋友交往了蛮久。一天，他突然说到：“我爱你！” 女的却问：“我怎么能确定你是真实的呢？” 他想了想，便掏出皮包。又问：“你能借我$10吗？” 女的却答应了。男的从自己的钱包拿出$30，便说：“事实在眼前。”

高兴极了!

2006-07-31T21:32:00.000+08:00

Ying's future ambition...
EDIT: Police say cannot put up this kind of pic or can get jailed... but theres a specimen there and its only for fun please dun spread or i suffer... unless u are evil and want me to suffer.

2006-07-29T12:55:00.000+08:00

Jack Black

2006-07-29T12:52:00.000+08:00

Jacky Wu

2006-07-29T12:51:00.000+08:00

周星驰

2006-07-29T12:45:00.000+08:00

The legendary idols:
i feel these ppl shoud be given more credit for their contributions to society.
World's biggest bodybuilder

The 2 million first prize

2006-07-29T12:33:00.000+08:00

My numbers are
3089585
2043613
1286373

If i win pls remind me to collect 2m... i buy sweet for u. Technically, there are 900000 numbers goin for the first prize, with 3 numebrs, i got 0.000033 chance of winning.

Bridge over troubled longkang.

2006-07-24T21:18:00.000+08:00

YAy finally a short-cut to the bus stop. after the the many years of walking one big round, the commitee finally realised that the diameter is always shorter than circumferance. BUt,,, will see mobile cat lesser cos will not pass by mobile. Mobile station also will recerive less business, unless we want to go the extra mile for service. Cheers to mobile... new store not 7eleven, its Cheers. Outside drilling large scale road works, indoors i drilling scales, 4 octaves.

Can sit at my sofa and wait for bus...

ok CHANGE

2006-07-23T15:27:00.000+08:00

Official is tmr kk? rmb...

Re: its today 24th july 2006

official opening of blog

2006-07-22T19:52:00.000+08:00

this is not the official opening of the blog
come back in 3 days liddat

f la.

2006-07-20T21:20:00.000+08:00

f la...